Healthier and more efficient compared to caffeine

Apples are more efficient at waking you up in the morning as compared to caffeine and also it's healthier

Big Mac Secret Sauce Full Recipe

Ingredients

1 cup mayonnaise
4 tbsp ketchup
1 tbsp sugar
4 tbsp tangy dill relish
1 tsp vinegar
½ tsp salt
1 tsp dried onion flakes
¼ tsp garlic powder
⅛ tsp cayenne pepper

Instructions

Whisk all ingredients together until blended.
Place in the fridge until ready to use.
Spread on burgers, sandwiches and more.

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Sometimes i just want to hibernate

Hibernate mode on. Sometimes i just want to hibernate

Homemade Pumpkin Butter Healthy for Christmas

Homemade Pumpkin Butter Healthy for Christmas
Ingredients

3 cups pumpkin puree homemade
1/2 cup Pure maple syrup
2 teaspoons Cinnamon
2 tablespoons lemon zest finely grated
1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
pinch Sea salt
2 teaspoons Fresh lemon juice
1/2 teaspoon Ginger freshly grated
1 teaspoon Vanilla extract

Instructions

Put all ingredients, except for vanilla in a medium pot. Simmer, covered for 25-30 minutes. Every 5 minutes, open the lid and gently mix. Be careful, as the mixture is likely to be bubbling. The butter is cooked when it reduces in size and the mixture becomes homogenous. Add apple juice, if the mixture gets too thick and starts to burn. Allow it to cool. Mix in vanilla, then transfer to a clean jar. Store in the fridge.

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I don't believe in beating my kids. So i make them wear a Justin Bieber shirt and Crocs to school so the other kids will do it for me.

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Jennifer Lawrence quote

Jennifer Lawrence

Stuffed Pizza Rolls Recipe

Ingredients:

for the rolls

Pizza Dough (store bought or homemade)

Pepperoni

6 Mozzarella String Cheese Sticks

4 tbsp Butter

2-3 Cloves of Garlic, minced

1 tbsp Fresh Parsley, chopped

for the dipping sauce

1- 8oz can Tomato Sauce

1 tsp dried Italian Seasoning

1/2 tsp Garlic Powder

- See more at: http://www.cookglee.com/2013/11/stuffed-pizza-rolls.html#sthash.U6EMH462.dpuf

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Caramel pretzel popcorn you can make at home


1: cup brown sugar

1 1/2: cups roughly chopped pretzels

1: teaspoon vanilla extract

12: ounces semi-sweet chocolate

2: cups mini marshmallows (4 ounces)

1/2: cup butter (1 stick)

8: cups air popped popcorn

3: tablespoons light corn syrup

1: teaspoon sea salt

Place butter, brown sugar and corn syrup in a large microwave-safe bowl. Microwave on high for 2 minutes.
Remove from microwave, stir and add marshmallows, stirring to coat. Microwave for 1 minute.
Stir and microwave an additional 1-2 minutes until marshmallows are completely melted and mixture is bubbly.
Pour marshmallow caramel over popcorn in a large bowl. Stir to coat. Spread coated popcorn on a cookie sheet sprayed with nonstick cooking spray.
Sprinkle 1 cup chopped pretzels on top of coated popcorn.
In a microwave-safe bowl, melt chocolate for 30 second intervals, stirring after each, until melted. Drizzle over popcorn then sprinkle with remaining 1/2 c. chopped pretzels and sea salt.
Place pan in refrigerator for 5-10 minutes to help set chocolate (or leave it on the counter for 20-30 minutes).

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Cinnamon Brioche Chocolate Chip French Toast Muffins with Coconut Streusel

Ingredients

8-10 cups of this cinnamon crunch brioche or your favorite cinnamon bread, cut into 1/2 inch cubes
1 (14 ounce) can coconut milk (regular or lite) or you may sub your favorite milk
6 large eggs
2 tablespoons brown sugar
2 tablespoons bourbon (optional)
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/4-1/2 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips (I used closer to 1/2 cup)
Coconut Streusel
1/4 cup flour
1/4 cup brown sugar, packed
1/4 cup cold butter
1/4 cup unsweetened flaked coconut
1 teaspoon cinnamon
maple syrup, for serving (optional)

Instructions

Grease a 12 cup muffin tin with cooking spray, butter or canola oil
In a medium bowl, whisk together the coconut milk, eggs, brown sugar, bourbon, vanilla, and cinnamon.
Toss the bread cubes with the chocolate and then divide between each muffin cup. Carefully pour egg mixture evenly over each muffin tin. You may need to press down on the bread cubes after you pour a little mixture and then pour more. Try to pour slowly and carefully, but be prepared to have a little mess when you are done. It;s going to spatter no matter what. Cover the muffins with plastic wrap and refrigerate for 2 hours or up to overnight.
Another option is to add the bread cubes and chocolate chips to a 9x3 inch pyrex pan and pour the egg mixture over the bread. Use you hands to toss the bread with the egg, Cover the dish with plastic wrap and refrigerate for 2 hours or up to overnight. Then just divide the mixture between the greased muffin cups and pour any remaining egg mixture over the muffins.
For a no fuss version, leave the bread mixture in the 9x13 inch pan and continue on with directions below.
When ready to bake, preheat the oven to 350 degrees F.
While the oven preheats make the streusel, in a small bowl, combine butter, brown sugar, flour, cinnamon, and coconut. Mix together with your hands, until you have a crumbly mixture. Remove the muffins from the refrigerator and sprinkle the muffins evenly with the streusel topping.
Bake for 25-35 minutes or until tops are golden brown. Let muffins cool for 5 minutes. Use a butter knife to loosen the edges of the muffins and then pop them out. Serve with maple syrup if desired.

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You can't scare me i have a daughter cool t-shirt

Sparkly White Chocolate Lemon Truffles

Ingredients

10 ounces high-quality white chocolate, chopped
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
6 tablespoons heavy cream
1 teaspoon corn syrup
1 drop lemon extract or pure lemon oil
the zest of half a lemon
white sanding sugar for coating

Instructions

Add white chocolate and butter to a bowl, then microwave on medium power for 30 seconds. Stir a few times, then microwave for 20 more seconds.

Add heavy cream and corn syrup to a small saucepan and heat over medium heat just until bubbles appear on the edges. This will happen quickly! Immediately pour the cream over the melted chocolate and butter, stirring well for a few minutes until combined. Stir in the drop of lemon oil and lemon zest, mixing to combine. Place in the fridge (or even the freezer) for 1-2 hours.

Remove from fridge and scoop out teaspoon-size balls of chocolate with a melon scooper or small spoon. Roll them into balls and dip in the sanding sugar, coating completely. These hold up great at room temperature but I tend to store them in the fridge.

5 minute mug chocalate cake

4 tablespoons flour

4 tablespoons sugar

2 tablespoons cocoa

1 medium egg

3 tablespoons milk

3 tablespoons oil

3 tablespoons chocolate chips

½ teaspoon vanilla extract

250 ml instant coffee

Method

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well.

Add the egg and mix thoroughly.

Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.

Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.

Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts (high).

The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed! Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.

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Gluten free chocalate cake

No Bake Chocolate Cake...just mix, pour into prepared pans & refrigerate til ready to serve!

Vegetarian • Gluten free • 10 minutes to get ready • Serves 12 people

Baking & Spices

8 oz 70% chocolate

1/2 tsp Allspice

1 Cocoa powder

1/4 tsp Salt, fine grain

Drinks

2 tsp Espresso, finely ground

Dairy

1 Butter

8 oz Heavy cream

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Baby Christmas

Hopefully this will keep the baby from messing with the ornaments on the real tree! put up a felt tree. So cute!

School Christmas door decorating ideas

Pomsky Dog

Home made Christmas Decoration

Hawaiian Grilled Chicken recipe

Hawaiian Grilled Chicken -- 3 lb of boneless skinless chicken thighs; 2 cups soy sauce;2 cups water; 1 1/2 cups brown sugar; 1 bunch of green onions, chopped (reserve some for garnish); 1/4 cup of a white onion, chopped; 1/2 teaspoon minced garlic; 1 tsp of sesame oil; 1 (13.5 oz) can of coconut milk

Christmas Tree Brownies

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